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Shira Jones

2010-03-12T01:35:00.000-08:00

Shira Jones
Poole, Dorset - United Kingdom
AGE: 1/1/1983
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 1 in
WEIGHT: 103 lbs
BREAST: 32FF
MEASUREMENTS: 32FF-24-32

This buxom British beauty describes her personal style as "sexy, posh and smart" and has earned from friends and colleagues the nickname Barbie. Shira explains, "I guess it might have something to do with my blonde hair and large breasts!" To learn more about sexy Shira, check out her interview featured in the members area.

Rebecca Lynn

2010-03-12T01:18:00.000-08:00

Rebecca Lynn
Naples, FL
AGE: 8/28/85
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 120 lbs
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-34

This Naple, Florida native likes to divide her free time between traveling and the beach. A small town girl at heart, she keeps her sexy trim figure in perfect shape by exercising and playing sports. When she isn't modeling or setting her sights on future endeavors, Rebecca loves a night out with friends or an afternoon in the ocean. To find out more about this vixen, check out Rebecca's interview in the members area

The Imbiber: Stag Party - A trip to Jägermeister HQ

2010-02-25T01:26:00.000-08:00

By Dan Dunn
Remember the first time you drank Jägermeister? Me neither. But I do recall bits and pieces of the most recent time I danced with the black stag. It happened in Wolfenbüttel, a weensy little speck of a town in Lower Saxony about 90 minutes due east of Berlin. But what Wolfenbüttel lacks in people, it makes up for in potent, herbal liqueur. Yes friends, this is the place that launched a thousand frat parties. This is where Jägermeister comes from.

For seven out of the eleven hours of my flight from Los Angeles, our plane felt as though Thor himself had it by the nads and was trying to wrench them off. So on arrival in Germany I was ready to tap one of those chilled Jägermeister machines like it was booty and I was in a Ludacris video. Bear in mind that I'd be less cavalier in speaking that way about the product that was paying my way to rural Europe if I hadn't been so thoroughly impressed by the sense of humor displayed by Jäger's team in Germany. Take, for example, this video starring the company’s marketing director, Dietmar Franke:

And let me tell you something, my friends, a Wolfenbüttel party is like no party in the world. I'm dead serious here. It's like there are no parties in the entire world. You’d think the village where they make Jägermeister would be a nonstop Animal House bacchanal, but the place is sleepier than a bottle of Ambien. To find any action, you’ve got to head north to the town of Braunschweig, a town featuring actual bars and people.

But I'm a fan of the little burg nonetheless. Jägermeister was invented here 75 years ago, a drink that today ranks 10th among the world’s best-selling premium spirits. However, much of the credit for the brand’s global success belongs to an American businessman, the late Sidney Frank, who obtained the U.S. import rights in the 1980s and immediately set about transforming the little-known specialty liqueur into a mainstream phenomenon.

Jägermeister forever changed the way spirits are marketed here. Frank's most celebrated (and imitated) gimmick was the “Jägerettes” program that began in 1986 and sent attractive young women out into bars to proffer Jägermeister samples and promotional products. It also forever changed the way cops target idiots who drive drunk. Turns out those branded keychains and necklaces are a dead giveaway.

But Frank’s most lucrative idea for Jägermeister was the aforementioned Tap Machine, which he introduced in the 1990s. These machines dispense Jägermeister at 0˚ Fahrenheit and provide great visibility behind the bar. Outlets that have installed the Tap Machines have, on average, seen their Jägermeister sales triple (and their patrons topple). I can attest that these machines are just ahead of the beer bong in the running for all-time leading cause of my personal hangovers.

But what is it, exactly, that makes Jägermeister taste so… so… whatever it is that Jägermeister tastes like? According to my man Dietmar Franke, only a handful of people know for sure, and none of them are talking. You see, Jägermeister contains 56 herbs, blooms, roots and fruits from around the world, and only five high-level folks within the company are entrusted with the top-secret recipe. I asked Dietmar if he’s one of them. He hesitated momentarily, and then said no. A dead giveaway. Later, after we’d tossed back a few ice cold shots in the Jäger Bar in the basement of the corporate headquarters, I formulated a detailed plan to kidnap Dietmar, extract the secret formula from him, and sell it for millions. Thankfully, a few more shots later, I forgot what the plan was or why I’d hatched it in the first place.

Instead I went with Dietmar up to a room filled with posters of Jägermeister ads that have appeared throughout the years in European magazines. They ranged from sexually suggestive, such as the one that read “You can’t hide drinking it,” and featured a bra-less babe in a tight t-shirt with erect nipples the size of shot glasses, to... well, ok, sexually suggestive – a Bill Clinton look-alike claiming he drinks Jägermeister “because Monika (sic) keeps blowing off all my appointments.” See what I mean about that German sense of humor?

One last thing you should know about Jägermeister is the origin of the famous stag-and-cross symbol on the label, which dates back to the 7th century and the legend of St. Hubertus. As the story goes, Hubertus was a ruthless hunter who killed everything in his path without remorse. Dude was slaying hind like Warren Beatty in his prime. Then one Sunday Hubertus was out hunting despite the commonly-held belief that doing so on the Lord’s Day was sacrilege. He came across a mighty white stag with a beaming cross between its antlers and thought, “Holy shit!” Seriously, he thought it was some really holy shit, a sign from above that he needed to atone for his bloodthirsty ways. He immediately vowed to dedicate his life to serving the church and to never again indiscriminately slaughter God’s innocent creatures—except on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.

And from that moment on, St. Hubertus decreed that Sundays were to be spent watching football and doing Jäger Bombs, the way God intended. And when football season art finished, thou shalt play Madden, and shoot Jäger when thou loseth, and punch thy friends in the head whenst thou disagreest. I may have embellished that last part slightly. To be honest, between the German accents and all the Jäger machines, the last half of my stay in Wolfenbüttel is a tad hazy. If you get a chance, remind me not to try to outdrink any more Germans. Especially when they have home-court advantage.
For more of Dan's boozy travels, see playboy.com/imbiber

Colleen Christian

2010-02-24T17:25:00.000-08:00

Colleen Christian
Houston, TX
AGE: 12/31/1982
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 130
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-26-34

As a graduate of Texas A&M University, Colleen has been using her degree in education to shape the minds of Pre-K children for a few years, but her true career ambition is to obtain her esthetician license and open her own spa. Her guilty pleasures include shopping for shoes and handbags and eating chocolate. For more about Colleen, check out her interview featured in the members area.

Colleen Christian

2010-02-24T17:22:00.001-08:00

Colleen Christian
Houston, TX
AGE: 12/31/1982
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 130
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-26-34

As a graduate of Texas A&M University, Colleen has been using her degree in education to shape the minds of Pre-K children for a few years, but her true career ambition is to obtain her esthetician license and open her own spa. Her guilty pleasures include shopping for shoes and handbags and eating chocolate. For more about Colleen, check out her interview featured in the members area.

Jenna Linn

2010-01-31T13:39:00.000-08:00

Jenna Linn
Pittsburgh, PA
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-35

With a fit and fantastic figure that most girls would envy, it's hard to believe that this Pittsburgh beauty has a three-year-old daughter. So by day, Jenna enjoys being mommy and at night she's a bikini bartender who dreams of owning her own business someday. To find out what else makes Jenna tick, check out her interview featured in the members area.

Jenna Linn

2010-01-31T13:36:00.000-08:00

Jenna Linn
Pittsburgh, PA
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-35

With a fit and fantastic figure that most girls would envy, it's hard to believe that this Pittsburgh beauty has a three-year-old daughter. So by day, Jenna enjoys being mommy and at night she's a bikini bartender who dreams of owning her own business someday. To find out what else makes Jenna tick, check out her interview featured in the members area.

Titania Lyn

2010-01-31T13:33:00.000-08:00

Titania Lyn
Milwaukee, WI
AGE: 26
HAIR COLOR: Red
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 135
BREAST: 36DD
MEASUREMENTS: 36DD-29-39

Titania isn’t your typical buxom babe -- this Midwestern beauty is a Magna Cum Laude college graduate and former cheerleader at Valparaiso University, a talented actress, seamstress, pin-up model, theatre designer and she loves to sing Karaoke. To find out what other hidden talents Titania possesses check out her interview featured in the members area.

Happy Boob Year 2010!

2010-01-31T07:34:00.001-08:00

Suzanne Berkshire

2010-01-18T11:43:00.000-08:00

Suzanne Berkshire
Atlanta, GA
AGE: 35
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 119
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-24-32

Suzanne attributes sexual chemistry and fulfilling each other's fantasies as the secret ingredients to her successful marriage. As a busy wife and mother of six-year old twins, Suzanne tries to get away to South Beach a couple of times a year to work on getting rid of her tan lines. Hear what else Suzanne has going on in her interview featured in the members area.

Markesa Yeager

2009-12-24T03:34:00.000-08:00

Markesa Yeager
Saginaw, MI
AGE: 23
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-36

Markesa is a Hair and Makeup artist who enjoys movies, working out, traveling and hanging out with friends. She told us she has an identical twin sister. Hopefully she will introduce us to her.
To learn more about Markesa check out her interview video.

Dylan James

2009-12-24T03:30:00.000-08:00

Dylan James
Moline, IL
AGE: 34
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 10in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-26-36

Dylan is a divorced business owner who loves playing golf and watching sports. Shopping is also high on her list of things to do. To learn more about this gal check out her interview video in the members section.

Amanda Barbara

2009-12-19T15:56:00.000-08:00

Amanda Barbara
Milwaukee, WI
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 112
BREAST: 32DD
MEASUREMENTS: 32DD-25-36

Amanda has a head for real estate, sales and finance with a gorgeous face and body made for for fun! This all-natural beauty grew up in the midwest surrounded by a family full of firemen, and while she does have tomboy tendencies—three-wheeling, hunting and fishing—she also enjoys cooking, decorating and shopping! To find out what else Amanda is into check out her interview in the members area.

Amanda Barbara

2009-12-19T15:52:00.000-08:00

Ashley Lowe

2009-12-19T15:41:00.000-08:00

Ashley Lowe
West Palm Beach, FL
AGE: 23
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-22-33

Angelic Ashley is quite a playful gal. She is a teacher so it helps having a good attitude. Ashley enjoys music, reading, sunshine and water. She also told us about her love of travel and going to clubs with friends. In order to spend time with Ashley you'll have to be confident, kind, funny and a good communicator. Oh and handsome wouldn't hurt. Find out more about this lovely lady by viewing her interview video in the members area.

Ashley Lowe

2009-12-19T15:30:00.000-08:00

Missy Robinson

2009-11-24T15:41:00.000-08:00

Missy Robinson
Orlando, FL
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 3in
WEIGHT: 118
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-25-35

Missy is a flight attendant who loves spending time with her family and friends. She enjoys dancing and meeting new people, which we are sure she gets to do while flying the friendly skies. To learn more about this high flying beauty check out her interview video in the members area.

Missy Robinson

2009-11-24T15:38:00.000-08:00

Jill Williams

2009-11-21T14:16:00.000-08:00

Jill Williams
Jamestown, NY
AGE: 23
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 145
BREAST: 34C
MEASUREMENTS: 34C-29-40

Jill was a NFL cheerleader for 2 years. She loves being active like playing soccer, volleyball, softball or basketball. Jill is busying now days as a bartender. She enjoys watching movies, reading and exercising. Check out her interview video in the members area.

Michelle Michaels

2009-11-21T13:29:00.000-08:00

Michelle Michaels
Portland, OR
AGE: 32
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 10in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-25-35

Michelle is skin care specialist who comes from a family of 8. 6 girls and 2 boys. She says she is a sucker for every stray cat she sees. Michelle would love to be an animal rights activist. To learn more about Michelle check out her interview video in the members area.

Michelle Michaels

2009-11-21T13:27:00.000-08:00

Nikki Esposito

2009-11-21T13:24:00.000-08:00

Nikki Esposito
Las Vegas, NV
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 110
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-26-35

Nikki works with animals. No we are not talking about the men in her life. She is a Veterinary Technician who loves animals, watching movies and eating cheeseburgers. To learn more about Nikki check out her interview video in the members area.

Nikki Esposito

2009-11-21T13:21:00.000-08:00

Amber Jay

2009-11-21T13:19:00.000-08:00

Amber Jay
Seattle, WA
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 2in
WEIGHT: 93
BREAST: 32C
MEASUREMENTS: 32C-24-34

Amber is a dog lover. She also has a thing for guys in board shorts. Amber spends her time snow boarding, surfing and serving up coffee. She says that she may be little but that she can pack a punch. To learn more about this rare beauty listen to her interview video in the members area.

Amber Jay

2009-11-21T13:17:00.001-08:00

Kristina Nagova

2009-11-21T13:14:00.000-08:00

Kristina Nagova
East Point, GA
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 126
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-25-35

Kristina is a make-up artist and acrobat. She really enjoys doing acrobatics, belly dancing, gardening and yoga. To learn more about Kristina check out her interview video.

Kristina Nagova

2009-11-21T12:57:00.000-08:00

Jessica Jensen

2009-11-21T12:54:00.000-08:00

Jessica Jensen
San Francisco, CA
AGE: 28
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 138
BREAST: 36D
MEASUREMENTS: 36D-26-37

Jessica is a Realtor and Fitness Instructor so its a safe bet that she is a really busy gal. However she finds time to snowboard, travel, volunteer and work out. Jessica tells she like fast cars and smart men. To learn more about this gal listen to her interview video in the members are

Nicole Albright

2009-11-21T12:52:00.000-08:00

Nicole Violet Albright
Murrieta, CA
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 0in
WEIGHT: 97
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-24-31

Nicole is the most beautiful bartender we have ever come across. She enjoys going to the beach and soaking up the hot weather. Nicole wants to be a makeup artist. To learn more about this aspiring makeup artist check out her interview video in the members area.

Playboy Playmate of the Year Mixologist: PATRÓN ESPRESSO MARTINI

2009-11-21T12:45:00.000-08:00

Nicole Albright

2009-11-21T12:41:00.000-08:00

Erika MayShawn

2009-11-21T12:23:00.000-08:00

Erika Mayshawn
Farmington Hills, MI
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR: Black
HEIGHT: 5ft 10in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 32DD
MEASUREMENTS: 32DD-26-37

Erika wants to own a chain of womens clothing stores. Her major in college is fashion merchandising. She enjoys dancing, traveling, going to nice restaurants and shopping. To learn more about Erika check out her interview video in the members area.

Erika MayShawn

2009-11-21T11:32:00.000-08:00

Valerie Cormier

2009-11-21T11:15:00.001-08:00

Valerie Cormier
Raymond, NH
AGE: 28
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 2in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 38C
MEASUREMENTS: 38C-22-26

Valerie likes riding motorcycles, fishing, football and watching movies. She told us she loves stormy days. To learn more about this exceptional beauty check out her interview video in her members area.

Valerie Cormier

2009-11-21T11:12:00.000-08:00

Mary Piemonte

2009-11-21T11:09:00.000-08:00

Mary Piemonte
Chicago, IL
AGE: 22
HAIR COLOR: Black
HEIGHT: 5ft 2in
WEIGHT: 122
BREAST: 36C
MEASUREMENTS: 36C-27-36

Mary wants to have a family of her own one day. She enjoys softball, basketball dancing, cooking and traveling. To find out more about the lovely Mary check out her interview video in her members section.

Mary Piemonte

2009-11-21T11:06:00.000-08:00

Marie Morrison

2009-11-21T11:01:00.000-08:00

Marie Morrison
Crestwood, KY
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-25-36

Marie saves animals. She works in animal rescue. Her hobbies include watching movies, walking her dogs and volunteering at the animal clinic once a week. She enjoys the beach, history, and travel. To learn more about her and her 9 siblings check out her interview video.

Jessica Joy

2009-11-05T12:34:00.000-08:00

Jessica Joy
Riverside, CA
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 124
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-24-34

Jessica loves the 3 S's, Shopping, Shoes and Sushi. Oh and the big S, Sleeping in on a weekend. Her ambition is to be successful and self sufficient. Check out her interview video to learn more about Jessica. Its in the members area.

Victoria

2009-11-05T12:19:00.001-08:00

Jessica Joy

2009-11-05T10:42:00.000-08:00

Angelina Leigh

2009-11-05T10:17:00.000-08:00

Angelina Leigh
Cheektowaga, NY
AGE: 31
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 1in
WEIGHT: 96
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-24-32

Angelina is a people person who likes fun people who know how to laugh. Angelina is studying psychology and fitness in college. She says her grandmother loves Playboy. Her ambition is to open up her own animal shelter. To learn more about Angelina check out her interview video.

Angelina Leigh

2009-11-05T10:11:00.000-08:00

Jasmine Davis

2009-11-05T08:47:00.000-08:00

Jasmine Davis
Miami, FL
AGE: 23
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 115
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-25-34

Jasmine is a scuba diving gal who loves playing with her dogs. She enjoys travel, shopping and sleeping on satin sheets. To learn more about our underwater gal check out her interview video in the members area.

Playboy Playmate Mixologist. Mojito

2009-11-05T08:41:00.000-08:00

Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood shows us how to make one of the most popular drink of recent years, the Mojito.

Jasmine Davis

2009-11-05T08:02:00.000-08:00

Jessica Canizales

2009-11-05T07:28:00.000-08:00

Jessica Canizales
North Bay Village, FL
AGE: 28
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 3in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-21-33

Jessica loves to ride a Harley. She likes to travel and take visits to the beach. Japanese food, motorcycles and tattoos are also very high up on her list of things she likes. To learn more about Jessica listen to the interview video in her members area.

Jessica Canizales

2009-11-05T07:21:00.000-08:00

Jessica Canizales
North Bay Village, FL
AGE: 28
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 3in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-21-33

Jessica loves to ride a Harley. She likes to travel and take visits to the beach. Japanese food, motorcycles and tattoos are also very high up on her list of things she likes. To learn more about Jessica listen to the interview video in her members area.

Jenn-Anh Nguyen

2009-11-03T21:55:00.000-08:00

Jenn-Anh Nguyen
Phila, PA
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 4in
WEIGHT: 100
BREAST: 34C
MEASUREMENTS: 34C-22-35

Jenn-Anh says she wants to complete her bucket list. She loves reading, traveling, shopping and hanging out with her friends. To learn more about Jenn-Anh check out her interview video.

Christine Stevens

2009-11-03T21:47:00.000-08:00

Christine Stevens
Waconia, MN
AGE: 30
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 6in
WEIGHT: 113
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-24-34

Christine is a walk-a-holic. She comes from Minnesota and loves the lakes there. She is also into ice fishing and playing in the sun. Her ambition is to become a world famous landlord. To learn more about this northern gal take a gander at her interview video.

Christine Stevens

2009-11-03T21:33:00.000-08:00

Brandi Bryant

2009-11-03T21:28:00.000-08:00

Brandi Bryant
The Woodlands, TX
AGE: 26
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 0in
WEIGHT: 103
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-23-34

Brandi is one smart cookie. She works as a legal assistant and love dancing, working out and wake boarding. She says her family is the best family anyone could ask for. To learn more about Brandi listen to her interview video in the members area.

Stephen King. The Bone Church

2009-10-29T01:47:00.000-07:00

By Stephen King
When traveling to the heart of darkness, terror is not an emotion—it's a destination.

If you want to hear, buy me another drink.
(Ah, this is slop—slop, I tell you—but never mind; what isn’t?)
There were thirty-two of us went into that greensore and only three who rose above it.
We were thirty days in the green, and only one of us came out.
Three rose above the green, three made it to the top:

Manning and Revois and me. And what does that book say?
The famous one? “Only I am left to tell you.”
I’ll die in bed, as most obsessed whoresons do.
And do I mourn Manning? Balls! It was his money
put us there, his will that drove us on, death by death.
But did he die in bed? Not that one! I saw to it!
Now he worships in that bone church forever. Life is grand!
(What slop is this? Still—buy me another, do. Buy me two!
“Put another nickel in…the nickelodeon——”
In other words I’ll talk for whiskey; if you want me to shut up, switch me to champagne.
Talk is cheap, silence is dear, my dear.
What was I saying?)

Twenty-nine dead on the march, and one a woman.
Fine tits she had, but an ass like an English saddle!
We found her facedown in the dead fire one morning, an ash-baby smoked at the cheeks and throat. Never burnt; fire must have been cold when she went in. She talked the whole voyage and died without a sound;
what’s better than being human? Do you say so?
No? Then balls to you, and your mother, too;
if she’d had two she’d been a fucking king.

Anthropologist, arr, so she said. Didn’t look like
no anthropologist when we pulled ’er out of the
ashes with char on her cheeks and the whites of her eyes
dusted gray with soot. Not a mark on her otherwise.
Dorrance said it might’ve been a stroke
and he was as close to a doctor as we had,
that pansy whore. For the love of God bring whiskey,
for life’s a trudge without it!

Every day the green did ’em down. Carson died of a stick
in his boot. His foot swole up and when we cut away
the goddam boot leather, his toesies were as black
as the squid’s ink that drove Manning’s heart.
Reston and Polgoy, they were stung by spiders
big as your fist; Ackerman bit by a snake what dropped
out of a tree where it hung like a lady’s fur stole
draped on a branch. Bit its poison into Ackerman’s nose.
How strong a throe, you ask? Try this:
He ripped his own snoot clean off! Tore it away
like a rotten peach off a branch and died
spitin’ his own dyin’ face! Goddam life, I say,
and if you can’t laugh you might as well laugh anyway.
It ain’t a sad world unless you’re sane, you know.

Javier fell off a plank bridge and when we
hauled him out and he couldn’t breathe so
Dorrance tried to kiss him back to life
and sucked from his throat a leech as big as
a hothouse tomato. It popped free like a cork from
a bottle and split between ’em; sprayed both with the claret
we live on (for we’re all alcoholics that way, if you see my figure) and when the Frenchman died raving, Manning said
the leeches’d gone to his brain. As for me, I hold no opinion on
that.
All I know is that goddam Javier’s eyes wouldn’t stay shut
but went on bulging in and out even after he was an hour cold.
Something in there, all right, arr, yes there was!
And all the while the macaws screamed at the monkeys
and the monkeys screamed at the macaws and both
screamed for the blue sky they couldn’t see,
for it was buried in the goddam green.
Is this whiskey or diarrhea in a glass?
There was one of those suckers in the Frenchie’s pants—
did I tell you? You know what that one ate, don’t you?
It was Dorrance himself who went next; we were
climbing by then, but still in the green. He fell
in a gorge and we could hear the snap. Broke his neck,
twenty-six years of age, engaged to be married, case closed.
Arr, ain’t life grand? Life’s a sucker in the throat,
life’s the gorge we all fall in (or choke on), it’s a soup
and we all end up vegetables. Ain’t I philosophical?
Never mind. It’s too late to count the dead,
and I’m too drunk. In the end we got there.
Just say that.
Climbed that high embankment out of all that
sizzling green after we buried Rostoy, Timmons,
the Texan—I forget his name—and Dorrance
and a couple of others. In the end most went down
of some fever that boiled their skin and turned it green.
At the end it was only Manning, Revois and me.
We got the fever too, but we got better;
killed it before it killed us.
Only I ain’t never really got better. Now whiskey’s
my quinine, what I take for the shakes, so buy
me another before I forget my manners
and cut your fucking throat. I might even
drink what comes out, so be wise, sonny,
and trot it over, goddam your young cheeks.
There was a road we came to, even Manning agreed
it was, and wide enough for elephants if the ivory hunters
hadn’t picked clean the plains and the jungles beyond ’em
back when gas was still a nickel.
(“Put another nickel in——” Arr, nevermind.)
It bore up, that road, and we bore up with it on tilted slabs
of stone a million years peeled free of mother earth,
jumping one to another like frogs in the sun, Revois
still burning with the fever and me—oh I was light!
Like milkweed gauze on a breeze, you know—yet
still I saw it all. My mind was as clear then as clean water,
for I was as young then as horrid now—yes, I see
how you look at me, but you needn’t wince, for
it’s your own future you see on this side o’ the table.
We climbed above the birds and there was the end,
a stone tongue poked straight into the blue.
Manning broke into a run and we ran after, Revois
trotting a right smart, sick as he was.
(But he wasn’t sick long—hee!)
We looked down and saw what we saw.
Manning turned red at the sight, and why not?
For greed’s a fever, too.
He grabbed me by the rag that was once a shirt
and asked if it was just a dream. When I said I saw
what he saw, he turned to Revois.
But before Revois could say aye or nay, we heard the thunder
coming up from the greenroof we’d left behind,
like a storm turned upside down. Or say
like all of earth had caught that fever that stalked us
and was sick in its bowels. I asked Manning what he heard
and Manning said nothing. He was too busy looking
into that cleft, down a thousand feet of ancient air
into the church below: a million years of bone and tusk,
a whited sepulchre of eternity, a thrashpit of prongs
such as you’d see if hell burned dry to the slag of its cauldron.
Arr! Yes!
You expected to see bodies impaled on the
ancient thorns of that sunny tomb. There were none,
but the thunder was coming, rolling up the ground
instead of down from the sky. The stones shook
beneath our heels as they burst free of the green
that took so many—Rostoy with his mouth harp,
Dorrance who sang along, the anthropologist
with the ass like an English saddle, twenty-six others.
They came, those gaunt ghosts, and shook the greenroof
from their feet, and in a gray wave: elephants no zoo ever held
stampeding sideways from the green cradle of time.
Towering among ’em (believe what you want)
were mammoths from the dead age when man
was not, their tusks in corkscrews and their eyes
as red as whips of sorrow; wrapped around their wrinkled legs were jungle vines.
One come—yes!—with a flower stuck in a fold of his chest hide—like a boutonniere!
Revois screamed and put his hand over his eyes. Manning said “I don’t see that.” (He sounded
like a man explaining to a fucking traffic cop.)
I pulled ’em aside and we all three stumbled
into a stony cunt near the edge. From there
we watched ’em come: a tide in the face of reality
that made you wish for blindness and glad for sight.
They went past us and over us, never slowing,
the ones behind driving the ones before,
and down they went, trumpeting their way to suicide,
crashing into the bones of their oblivion a dusty mile below.
Hours it went on, those endless convulsions of tumbling death;
trumpets all the way down, a brass orchestra,
diminishing. The dust and the smell of their shit
near choked us, and in the end Revois fell mad.
Stood up, whether to run away or to join ’em
I never knew which, but join ’em he did,
headfirst and down with his boot heels in the sky and
all the nailheads winking.
One arm waved. The other…one of those giant flat feet
tore it off his body and the arm followed after, fingers
waving: “Bye-bye!” and “Bye-bye!” and “So long, boys!”
Har!
I leaned out to see and it was a sight to remember, all right,
how he sprayed in pinwheels that hung in the air
after he was gone, then turned pink and floated away
on a breeze that smelled of rotten carnations.
His bones with the others by now, and where’s my drink?
But not with a single new one; the only new bones were his.
Do you see what I say? Listen again, damn you:
His, but no others.
Nothing down there after the last of the giants had passed us
except for the bone church, which was as it was,
with one blot of red, and that was Revois.
For that was a stampede of ghosts or memories,
and who knows which haunts men the more? Manning got up
trembling, said our fortunes were made (as if he
didn’t already have one).
“And what about what you just saw?” I asked.
“Would you bring others to see such a holy thing?
Why, next thing you know the Pope himself will be
pissin’ holy water over the side!” But Manning
only shook his head like a fool, and held up hands
without a speck of dust on them—although not a minute
past we’d been choking on it by the bale,
and coated with it from top to toe.
Said it was hallucination we’d seen, brought on by fever and stinkwater. Said again that our fortunes were made, and
laughed. The whoreson, that laugh was his undoing.

I saw that he was mad—or I was—and one of us
would have to die. You know which one it was,
since here I sit before you, drunk, with hair that once was black hanging in my eyes.
He said, “Don’t you see, you fool——”
And said no more, for the rest was just a scream.
Balls to him!
And balls to your grinning face!

I don’t remember how I got back; it’s a
dream of green with dark faces in it,
then a dream of blue with light faces in it,
and now I wake in the night in this city
where not one in ten dreams of what
lies beyond their lives—for the eyes they
use to dream with are shut, as Manning’s
were, until the end, when not all the bank accounts in hell
or Switzerland (they may be the same) could save him.
I wake with my liver bellowing, and in the dark
I hear the thunder of those great gray ghosts rising
out of the greenroof like a storm set loose on the earth
and I smell the dust and shit, and when they
break free into the sky of their undoing, I see
the ancient fans of their ears and the hooks of their
tusks; I see their eyes and their eyes and their eyes.
There’s more to life than this; there are maps
inside your maps and time beyond your time.
It’s still there, the bone church, and I’d like to
go back and find it again, so I could throw myself
over and be done this comedy. Now turn away
your sheep’s face before I turn it away for you.
Arr, it’s a dirty place, this reality,
and there’s no religion in it, so buy me a drink,
goddam you. We’ll toast elephants that never were.
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Brandi Mae Braxton

2009-10-06T17:26:00.000-07:00

Brandi Mae Braxton
New Tazewell, TN
AGE: 26
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 0in
WEIGHT: 103
BREAST: 32DD
MEASUREMENTS: 32DD-24-35

Brandi likes spending time with her family and friends. She is a Permanent Makeup Artist who enjoys riding 4-wheeler and going to car races. Brandi told us she likes walking on the beach at night. To learn more about Brandi check out her interview video in the members area.

Brandi Mae Braxton

2009-10-06T17:22:00.000-07:00

Nikki Minnich

2009-10-06T17:18:00.000-07:00

Nikki Minnich
York, PA
AGE: 28
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 8in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-26-33

Nikki is from Baltimore,MD. She is the Director of Marketing for her company. We like a woman in charge! She knows what she wants and what she likes, and is very open. When asked to tell us something about herself that most people wouldn't know, she says there really isn't anything, because she is confidant and puts it all out there. She loves to take care of her body, and eats right and works out most nights. Well, Nikki, it shows!

Nikki Minnich

2009-09-29T18:08:00.000-07:00

Cartoons

2009-09-29T17:53:00.000-07:00

Brooke D. Williams

2009-09-29T17:47:00.000-07:00

Brooke D. Williams
San Angelo, TX
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 128
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-25-34

Brooke is getting a degree in Business Administration. She also spent the last 5 year serving in the Navy. Brooke is enjoys volleyball, watching football and hanging out with friends.

Brooke D. Williams

2009-09-29T17:44:00.000-07:00

Theresa Giovanni

2009-09-28T08:41:00.000-07:00

Theresa Giovanni
Escondido, CA
AGE: 26
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 3in
WEIGHT: 103
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-22-34

Theresa is really into science. She wants to be either a forensic scientist or a Medical Examiner. Right now she is a waitress who likes to play volleyball as well as many other sports. To learn more about our soon to be CSI gal check out her video interview in the members area.

10 Ways not to get laid in college

2009-09-28T08:30:00.000-07:00

By John DeVore
After 112 semesters of college, we know what we’re talking about when it comes to failing miserably at hooking up with the ladies. Learn from our mistakes, gentlemen. All you have to do is the opposite of these sage, hard-won tips, and you’ll be the campus ’Nanny Master.

10. Stack Your Facebook Page with Douchenozzle Pics
Why This Won't Get You Laid: First of all, make sure you don’t have more pictures than you do friends. Secondly, make sure those pictures aren’t of you A) flashing gang signs, B) holding up a fan of cash money or C) lifting your shirt to reveal your six-, three- or no-pack. Lastly, if you have more than one picture of you heaving a giant bottle of vodka like a mighty scepter, then you might want to discover the delete function. It goes without saying that your MySpace page should not have been updated at all since you were 14.

9. Lock Yourself in Your Dorm Room
Why This Won't Get You Laid: The first step to meeting women is to actually go out and meet them. Every great journey begins with one step and that is out the door. There is always that one guy who’s texting BFF Mommy about his new “experiences,” or is nobly committed to his Call of Duty 4 unit (thus neglecting his more important “unit”) or is crouching on his haunches in a dark corner, muttering about his “precious.” Not only does that guy not get any, he grows up to be that guy who collects baby doll heads and talks to his ferrets.

8. Dress Like "Jon & Kate + 8's" Jon Gosselin
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Just because the near-elderly 30-something baby daddy of eight is nailing college-age girls doesn’t mean you have to sport trendy, patterned fat shirts, backward ball caps and a jaw beard that barely conceals your jowls. This man is a lost soul, and much like the Ghost of Christmas Future, he portends poorly for all college-age dudes who roll into parties looking like a parody of a frat boy subjected to gamma radiation and transformed into The Incredible Jackhole. Maybe, if your castrating wife eats your soul, you can dress like this. But not until then. Trust us.

7. Reek Like Ass Jam and/or Mythological Beasts
Why This Won't Get You Laid: For some strange reason, women prize personal hygiene. One of the downsides to all of the sweet, sweet freedom you’re enjoying is you have the choice to forgo bathing, preferring instead to spend that time de-seeding…stuff. Don’t say we didn’t warn you: The ladies don’t dig man funk. Also: refrain from whore-bathing in body sprays, especially ones named after imaginary creatures. You’ll just stink like human gravy, as well as a “phoenix” or “sphinx” or “minotaur.” Whatever those smell like.

6. Pass Out and Become a Human Canvas
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Another way to never, ever crunch it with any human female is to publicly pass out and have an amateur Picasso decorate your grill with crude drawings of penises and testicles. Sadly, allowing yourself to wake up adorned with kaknbawls scrawled in Sharpie all over you does not a positive impression make. But you know this to be true. And if you don’t, then you're in good company. The world is full of 22-year-old virgins who were known as “Sack Face” back in school.

5. Give Off That "To Catch a Predator" Vibe
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Did she just glance over at you? Wait, twice? Is it because she thinks you’re cute, or is it because you’ve spent the past hour drilling holes in the back of her head with your supremely creepy rapey eyes? The answer is she’s terrified of you, and with good reason. Your social skills need some tweaking, son. Women do not like to be molested by drooling, emotional cripples and their X-ray vision. Get a grip. You’ll have a better chance of getting laid if you stare blankly at the wall.

4. They Are Not Figurines, They Are Action Figures
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Congratulations, she came back to your place! The futon sheets are basically clean. Death Cab for Cutie is playing on iTunes. The incense is lit. Wolverine and the Joker have both been dusted, and sit prominently on…oh, come on, dude. They’re dolls, not collector’s items. She sees those, the next thing she’s imagining is you sitting in your tighty whiteys, playing with your tiny super people and giving them serious, macho voices. At the very least, buy a velvet-lined oak chest so you can store your little friends, if just for a night.

3. Projectile Vomit During Beer Pong
Why This Won't Get You Laid: You have proven your social worth with feats of amazingness. Truly, you are the Chuck Liddell of Beer Pong. But your pre-game of Gatorade and grain didn’t sit well with the Noah’s flood of beer you were quaffing. So now you’re a swamp donkey. The thick rope of vomit you then magically pulled out of your mouth might win you a prize with the other doddering piles of drunken humanity cheering you on, but the ladies? Not so much. Unless you plan on making out with a chick who likewise has a mouth full of dinner.

2. Play Like a "Pick-Up Artist"
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Women are wise to this racket. Plus, what are you going to do? Give yourself a nickname like “Warchild” or “The Blaze” and wear big shiny silver belt buckles? Maybe a boa and a top hat? Actually having confidence is preferable to pretending to have confidence. Also: The practice of “negging,” whereby you slyly put down women in order to show how much you don’t care, is also called “being a bitch.” Keep it real-esque. The best way to sleep with women is to like them in the first place, anyway.

1. Put Your Bros Before Hos, Every Single Time
Why This Won't Get You Laid: Take your arm from around your best bro-dawg friend’s neck and let him breathe a little. Loyalty and trust are admirable virtues, especially in war, coal mines and the mob. But at a party? There is nothing that is a bigger she-boner killer than a tightly-packed trio or quartet of dudes stumbling around like some testosterone-jacked, bizarro-world version of the Sex and the City women. Never screw a friend over because of a woman—you know that. But none of you will ever even get a chance to make that choice if you’re hanging onto each other like Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of Titanic. Go solo.
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Theresa Giovanni

2009-09-28T08:13:00.000-07:00

Tawny Fox

2009-09-28T08:10:00.000-07:00

Tawny Fox
Plainfield, IL
AGE: 31
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 4in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34DDD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DDD-25-36

Tawny loves to shop, swim and make entries into her journal. Tawny enjoys spending time with her family and friends. To learn more about Tawny check out her interview video.

Tawny Fox

2009-09-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

Natasha Lane

2009-09-23T16:52:00.000-07:00

Natasha Lane
Baltimore, MD
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-25-36

Natasha is one busty bartender. She likes dogs and fast cars. To learn more about Natasha check out her interview video in the members area.

Brittany Rathel

2009-09-23T16:50:00.000-07:00

Brittany Rathel
Apopka, FL
AGE: 19
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-32-36

Brittany loves to dance, especially on top of a bar. She enjoys food, tall boys and going out. Brittany is studying at Paul Mitchell, Her focus is on hair styling. To learn more about this beautiful gal check out her interview video in the members area.

Brittany Rathel

2009-09-23T16:47:00.000-07:00

Sarah Michaels

2009-09-19T15:45:00.000-07:00

Sarah Michaels
Sussex, WI
AGE: 23
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 3in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 36D
MEASUREMENTS: 36D-26-35

Sarah's major is criminal justice so if you ask her to dance don't try anything underhanded. She loves to dance, drive fast and watch mafia movies. To learn more of Sarah's secrets check out her interview video.

Sarah Michaels

2009-09-19T15:42:00.000-07:00

Tiffany Ryan

2009-09-19T15:32:00.000-07:00

Tiffany Ryan
Gulf Shores, AL
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 1in
WEIGHT: 100
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D -23-34

Tiffany is a bartender who likes working out, shopping, playing on the beach and hanging out with her friends. Tiffany says she loves sports especially basketball. To learn more about this 24 year old bartender check out her interview video in the members area.

Girls Next Door Incest Interview

2009-09-19T15:26:00.000-07:00

Tiffany Ryan

2009-09-19T13:59:00.000-07:00

Raquel Monique

2009-09-19T13:55:00.000-07:00

Raquel Monique
Norwawk, CA
AGE: 22
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 8in
WEIGHT: 125
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D -25-34

Raquel is a dental assitant and a waitress. Her likes include working out, friendly people, food and going to the movies. To learn more about Raquel check out her interview in the members area.

Raquel Monique

2009-09-19T13:51:00.000-07:00

Christine Vinson

2009-09-19T13:49:00.000-07:00

Christine Vinson
Citrus Heights, CA
AGE: 29
HAIR COLOR: Sandy Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D -25-35

Christine is a cosmetologist that loves any kind of water activity. She enjoys snow boarding and wake surfing. Christine also enjoys good food and good company. Her ambition is to have the happiest life possible. To learn more about Christine check out her interview video.

Christine Vinson

2009-09-19T13:45:00.000-07:00

Playboy's Big Boob Aerobics

2009-09-19T12:35:00.000-07:00

Angel Barber

2009-09-14T02:52:00.000-07:00

Angel Barber
Covington, LA
AGE: 32
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 117
BREAST: 34C
MEASUREMENTS: 34C -24-34

Angel loves playing with hair. She is a hair stylist by profession. She is a southern gal who likes yoga, pilates, going to the beach and spending time with her son.

Angel Barber

2009-09-14T02:50:00.000-07:00

Shelley Amber Patterson

2009-09-14T02:46:00.000-07:00

Shelley Amber Patterson
Chico, CA
AGE: 35
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 1in
WEIGHT: 104
BREAST: 32DD
MEASUREMENTS: 32DD -24-34

Shelley loves to laugh and play golf. Her other hobbies are shopping, tanning, traveling and working out. Sunny days are the best, says Shelley, and convertibles are cool too. To learn more about this sexy golfer check out her interview in the members area.

Shelley Amber Patterson

2009-09-14T02:42:00.000-07:00

Shelley Amber Patterson
Chico, CA
AGE: 35
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 1in
WEIGHT: 104
BREAST: 32DD
MEASUREMENTS: 32DD -24-34

Shelley loves to laugh and play golf. Her other hobbies are shopping, tanning, traveling and working out. Sunny days are the best, says Shelley, and convertibles are cool too. To learn more about this sexy golfer check out her interview in the members area.

Simi. Huge, perky breasts are Simi's claim to fame.

2009-09-13T00:39:00.000-07:00

Nancy Patton

2009-09-11T20:27:00.000-07:00

Nancy Patton
The Colony, TX
AGE: 25
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 8in
WEIGHT: 140
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD -24-34

Nancy loves to cook, garden, swim and surf. She is a junior national swimmer. She enjoys ice carving and going to class at the Culinary Institute. To learn more about Nancy check out her interview video in the members area.

Playboy Playmate Confessions Behind the Scenes

2009-09-11T02:47:00.000-07:00

Nancy Patton

2009-09-11T02:35:00.000-07:00

Miranda Janine

2009-09-11T02:31:00.000-07:00

Miranda Janine
Pensacola, FL
AGE: 20
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 120
BREAST: 34C
MEASUREMENTS: 34C-24-34

Miranda is quite the hoot. She likes people with musical talent and tattoos. Miranda also enjoys cooking, baking and beach volleyball. Her ambition is to one day become one of our Playmates. To learn more about Miranda check out her interview video.

Débora Montenegro - Playboy Portugal Agosto 2009

2009-09-11T02:20:00.000-07:00

Miranda Janine

2009-09-11T02:17:00.000-07:00

Natalie Wiggins

2009-09-11T02:12:00.000-07:00

Natalie Wiggins
Willis, TX
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR: Red
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 128
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D -26-36

Natalie has a love of all sports especially football. She enjoys taking her dog to the park and staying in shape. Her ambition is to be a successful model. However she told us she would also consider becoming an FBI agent. To learn more about this lovely gal check out her interview video.

Natalie Wiggins

2009-09-11T02:09:00.000-07:00

Robin Wilson

2009-09-11T02:04:00.000-07:00

Robin Wilson
Crossville, AL
AGE: 19
HAIR COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5ft 7in
WEIGHT: 110
BREAST: 32D
MEASUREMENTS: 32D-23-36

Robin is a dancing maniac who loves to draw and just have fun. Robin is also into running, working out and cooking. To learn more interesting tidbits about Robin check out her interview video.

Shyla Ryan

2009-09-11T01:45:00.001-07:00

Shyla Ryan
Grapevine, TX
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 4in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-34

Shyla loves good wine and good parties. She also enjoys big yachts, sexy people and strip aerobics. Shyla's ambition is to be the best in all she does. To learn more about Shyla listen to her interview in the members area.

Playboy Video

2009-09-11T01:37:00.001-07:00

Shyla Ryan

2009-09-11T01:01:00.000-07:00

Shyla Ryan
Grapevine, TX
AGE: 24
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 4in
WEIGHT: 105
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-34

Shyla loves good wine and good parties. She also enjoys big yachts, sexy people and strip aerobics. Shyla's ambition is to be the best in all she does. To learn more about Shyla listen to her interview in the members area.

Playmate Shyla Ryan

Megan Michaels

2009-09-11T00:58:00.000-07:00

Megan Michaels
Gahanna, OH
AGE: 22
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 8in
WEIGHT: 127
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-26-34

Megan is an extreme kind of gal. She's into extreme sports like skydiving and drag racing. She also enjoys skiing, playing poker, watching movies and astronomy. To learn more about her check out the interview in the members area.

Megan Michaels

2009-09-11T00:47:00.000-07:00

Crystal Stevens

2009-09-09T20:43:00.000-07:00

Crystal Stevens
Phoenix, AZ
AGE: 26
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 0in
WEIGHT: 106
BREAST: 34D
MEASUREMENTS: 34D-24-34

Crystal is a dental assistant studying nursing. She likes fishing, traveling, snow boarding and spending time at the beach. Crystal is all about fun happy people. Her ambition is to be successful and follow her dreams. To learn more check out Crystals interview video in the members area.

Crystal Stevens

2009-09-09T20:29:00.000-07:00

Heather Summers

2009-09-09T20:13:00.000-07:00

Heather Summers
Chandler, AZ
AGE: 21
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
HEIGHT: 5ft 2in
WEIGHT: 115
BREAST: 34DD
MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-25-33

Heather has her head in the stars, well actually the universe technically. She loves the cosmos and anything to do with planets and stars. Heather is also into playing video games, computers and working out. To learn more about this gal check out her interview video.